{"product_id":"a-very-cryptid-christmas-paperback","title":"A Very Cryptid Christmas - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eD. S. Dane\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eSu Fertall\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eVictoria Raschke\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis holiday season it's nice to be naughty. We've got some tales that are truly bawdy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the coldest months of the year, the hottest cryptids come with holiday cheer. Choose from our menu ala carte but remember-rendezvous with these beasts aren't for the faint of heart!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWant to get wet with a Waterhorse, kanoodle with Krampus, and seduce a Sasquatch or two?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe get jiggy with the Jersey Devil, wrangle a Jackelope rancher, and snuggle a Squonk?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHow about leaping on the Lizard man or zinging with a zlatorog?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTake a romp on the wild side with this series of sexy adventures guaranteed to satisfy your naughtiest, most forbidden fantasies. There's something for every she\/he\/they\/them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan you handle the steam?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 326\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 18, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42686730862655,"sku":"9798230509608","price":34.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/f0d8963257d4b4c45401232011e32f60.webp?v=1764976092","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/a-very-cryptid-christmas-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}