{"product_id":"a-witchs-education-paperback","title":"A Witch's Education - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSerafina Bersonsage\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eWith lyrical malevolence, Serafina Bersonsage chronicles the evolution and dissolution of a literary critic-cum-storybook villain. Frustrated with the Midwest, the titular witch flees a small town for the even smaller world of academia, where she develops a crush on a dead poet and has a date in a psych ward and renames herself at a rest stop Starbucks, before venturing deep into the woods.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThese poems pair well with poisoned apples and a full-bodied red.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSMALL TOWN WITCH\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWell before I cast a spell\u003cbr\u003e they made a witch of me\u003cbr\u003e an only child in a school of sisters\u003cbr\u003e a wannabe Catholic turned heretic\u003cbr\u003e a lonely prodigy\u003cbr\u003e so my teacher said\u003cbr\u003e staring down my shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI was a witch every Halloween\u003cbr\u003e but a vampire in first grade\u003cbr\u003e on a random bored Tuesday, when I started\u003cbr\u003e that particular rumor and caused a panic.\u003cbr\u003e Two children were inconsolable;\u003cbr\u003e the principal, furious.\u003cbr\u003e My mother just poured more wine.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI started learning languages --\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eserpiente\u003c\/em\u003e -- and was curious\u003cbr\u003e about Communion, and couldn't wait \u003cbr\u003e to taste --\u003cbr\u003e \u003cem\u003eMela, melas.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e My mother taught me early about palindromes\u003cbr\u003e in this our Salem\u003cbr\u003e where the schoolyard held my gallows, where I flew so that I would not swing.\u003cbr\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 82\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.2 x 7 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 03, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42738281381951,"sku":"9780999713853","price":19.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/50a0a16e645b9b643baffa608e638130.webp?v=1765152768","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/a-witchs-education-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}