{"product_id":"a-witchs-wand-paperback","title":"A Witch's Wand - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eApril Klasen\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBreaking up with a possessed battery-operated boyfriend\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeather is just existing in her life. Her job sucks. She has no passion, no motivation. Doom scrolling every day is her coping mechanism. The only good thing is she is happily single.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut something needs to change. Needs to happen to her life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe never expected it would be using witchcraft to invite an entity to possess her favourite vibrator, making it into a sentient battery-operated boyfriend. The perfect partner. Can think and participate, A+ orgasms, no bickering...she never thought it had friends. The bad sort.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, Heather has to find a way to break up with her possessed vibrator or she may never get her happy ending.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA strange novella exploring loneliness, witchcraft, avoidance, and dissatisfaction with life all with an edge of millennial humour.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 114\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.24 x 8.27 x 5.83 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 08, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42707958792255,"sku":"9781923217997","price":25.92,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/f66ca06856dcafc203481da08eac80d7.webp?v=1765046074","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/a-witchs-wand-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}