{"product_id":"babys-first-hashtag-hardcover","title":"Baby's First Hashtag - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eScott Feschuk\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eSusan Allan\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eG is for #gluten, which Mom says is bad.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eH is for #hipster, just look at your Dad.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eWith twenty-six Instagram-style photos accompanied by sharp and witty rhyming couplets, this sturdy abecedarian board book is baby's first glimpse at the world they will one day grow up to inhabit--a world of hashtags, memes, manbuns, quinoa and organically sourced plaid. Forget learning to count or differentiating between farm animals--what modern babies \u003cem\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e need to develop is a strong sense of irony. And E is for #eyeglasses, prescription or fake.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eLike the wildly popular publishing phenomenon \u003cem\u003eGo the F*** to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e, this book is not really for tots (though they will still find the glossy cardboard pages a satisfying chew). Instead, \u003cem\u003eBaby's First Hashtag\u003c\/em\u003e makes a perfect shower gift to amuse soon-to-be and new parents as they make the painful-yet-rewarding transition from skinny jeans and flights of craft beer to burp cloths and pur ed yams.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 28\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 5.9 x 5.9 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 13, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42730168254527,"sku":"9781771621915","price":15.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/832bc27bd8c67eb2d124e1b6ebb23cdd.webp?v=1765125084","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/babys-first-hashtag-hardcover","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}