{"product_id":"banana-hammock-paperback","title":"Banana Hammock - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJ. A. Konrath\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSTOP!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eDO NOT read this book until you read the description, because you might just hate it...\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrivate Detective Harry McGlade is hired by an Amish woman who suspects her husband is cheating on her. Going undercover into their community, Harry must untangle a web of lies and deception to find the truth. This will be his biggest challenge yet. Because Harry McGlade is an idiot.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLead Harry through a series of comic misadventures and bad puns as he traverses the J.A. Konrath universe, popping into many familiar books and stories. Prepare to be shocked and amazed by scenes that are just plain wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's over 60,000 words of Harry McGlade, which is probably way too much.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eWARNING About this \"Write Your Own Damn Story\" Adventure\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanana Hammock is not a single, linear book, and should not be read sequentially, page by page. Instead, it is an interactive text adventure.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis ebook is meant to be read out of order, depending on the path you, the reader, choose.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHarry McGlade is a continuing character in the Jacqueline \"Jack\" Daniels series. At the end of each section, you decide where Harry goes, and what he does. By following different paths, you can arrive at many different endings. There are literally hundreds of variations.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou control the character. You control the fun.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJoin Harry and a cast pulled from JA Konrath stories, and push ebook technology to the boundaries of reading enjoyment, or something like that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the Author\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis ebook is filled with raunchy humor, and has something to offend everyone. If you believe there are taboo things that shouldn't be laughed at or made fun of, don't buy it. Instead, pick up one of my other, less-offensive books. But if you like roasting sacred cows, read on. You'll laugh.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you are a more sensitive (or adventurous) reader, this handy scale rates specific categories from 1 (lowest) to 10 (highest) to give you some idea if this is your kind of book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBANANA HAMMOCK\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBad Language - 8\u003cbr\u003eScary - 1\u003cbr\u003eViolent - 5\u003cbr\u003eFunny - 9\u003cbr\u003eSexy - 1\u003cbr\u003eCrossovers - Contains characters from the Jack Daniels Thrillers series, Timecaster series, and Konrath Dark Thriller Collective series\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFROM THE BOOK\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Hell no, I don't want to get your damn horse,\" I said. \"I'm an important man, with important stuff to do, probably.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI turned back to Facebook and continued playing Combville--a game where you used a virtual comb to comb a virtual head of hair, over and over and over again until time and life lost all meaning and you questioned the reason for your birth.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"But Amos will starve! There's nothing to eat in an auto pound.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Your horse is named Amos?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eShe nodded.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Isn't your husband named Amos as well?\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Yes.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"You don't think that's odd?\" I asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Not at all. But my brother Amos finds it strange.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I promise we'll get the horse later,\" I lied. \"Right now we need to go to the costume shop.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"For what?\" Lulu asked.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"For one of those plain black suits and an Abe Lincoln beard.\" I winked. \"I'm going undercover as an Amish guy.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo go to the costume shop, CLICK HERE\u003cbr\u003eTo keep playing Combville, CLICK HERE\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 296\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 27, 2011\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42734888353855,"sku":"9781461006350","price":25.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/cf5de9deba267d70a1bdc50dd00f11e7.webp?v=1765141452","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/banana-hammock-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}