{"product_id":"better-off-dead-the-lily-harper-series-paperback","title":"Better Off Dead: The Lily Harper Series - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eH. P. Mallory\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFirst in the Lily Harper Series from New York Times Bestselling Author, HP Mallory!\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eIf there's such a thing as luck, I definitely don't have it.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eKilled in a car accident before it's my time to go, I just learned that the hereafter isn't exactly what I hoped it might be. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eFirst, there's AfterLife Enterprises...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLearning my death was indirectly their fault, Afterlife Enterprises offers me the chance to live again, but beware the fine print. Fine print = becoming a soul retriever. And, no, that's not a new dog breed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI'll now be venturing into the bowels of the Underground City (think hell) to retrieve souls that were mistakenly sent there during a Y2K glitch. Seriously. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eSecond, there's angel Bill...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs if risking my second life in the Underground City wasn't enough, my guide is none other than my incompetent, alcoholic, womanizing guardian angel, Bill. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy future isn't looking bright. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eFinally, there's the legendary bladesmith, Tallis Black...\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAs Scottish as his kilts and heavy brogue, Tallis Black is a centuries-old Celt who, for reasons only known to him, offers to train me and act as my escort into the depths of the Underground City. Dark, brooding and definitely dangerous, I know I shouldn't trust Tallis, but desperate times call for desperate measures. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBetween soul retrieving in hell, dealing with Bill and trying to figure out what's in it for Tallis, I'm wondering if maybe I would've just been better off dead.\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 270\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.57 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 13, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43156082032703,"sku":"9781483995236","price":21.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/i52Oc_Ce8E9781483995236.webp?v=1776969101","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/better-off-dead-the-lily-harper-series-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}