{"product_id":"bitch-please-paperback","title":"Bitch Please! - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJacqui Brown\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJacqui Brown has been hailed as the 21st Century's Erma Bombeck  Brown's deliciously wicked sense of humor is in a league of its own. Her quick witted, unfiltered, guffaw-filled stories about everyday life in the Brown household, will, without a doubt, keep you rolling in the aisle with laughter. Anything's game in Jacqui Brown's world  Her warped look on life will turn your world upside down and leave you laughing your ass off with her hilarious take on life as Menopause moves into her house. Her witty, in your face, no holds barred look at life's ups and downs all while trying to survive night sweats, hot flashes, broken libido's, and all the other maladies associated with mid-life, will surely tickle you somewhere and maybe even make you pee in your pants a little. Do not miss this one  Notes From Her Fans  \"I think you missed your calling. You should be a stand-up comic \" \"If we go by the old adage, 'laughter is the best medicine', you could close the pharmacies down single handedly \" \"Erma (Bombeck) would be so proud \" \"Just what I enjoy most with my first coffee...delicious delusions \" \"I laughed so hard at the 'he had to give himself a shot right in the wiener ' Can't wait to find the herbal libido boosters \" \"Hilarious \" I love your stories \" \"Oh Lord  I am laughing  This is real  This is good  Totally you \" \"Turn off the TV, get out of Hollywood, and join a Vagina Monologue Tour \"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 276\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.58 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 16, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43152716660799,"sku":"9781475202403","price":17.82,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/Oh1hmo0C6o9781475202403_606642fb-ddb4-4f5f-ae18-eac901c5e9d7.webp?v=1776940124","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/bitch-please-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}