{"product_id":"bonkpocalypse-a-red-darkling-jam-paperback","title":"Bonkpocalypse: A Red Darkling Jam - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eL. a. Guettler\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBonk isn't a normal cat. It's glitchy, rusty, its eyes don't match-and it's only getting worse. Red Darkling, its owner and all-around space babe, is determined to find out what's wrong. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRed's investigation takes her across the galaxy, from Chuck's Tap to the Whore's Knuckles, from Dr. Mn's Vet Clinic and Oil Change Emporium to The Meaty Noodle. Along the way, she's joined by a lounge lizard, a government assassin and her busty wife, and some suspiciously hospitable monks. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWill Red uncover Bonk's secret? Who is Todhunter Balzac? And will she ever get that damn FlinkBar jingle out of her head? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdvance praise for Bonkpocalypse\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"It's just the book I was looking for.\" The Serendipitous Teh \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A powerful exploration of a young woman's struggle to find her place in the galaxy.\" Fritzi Giggler \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"More fun than a C'longi bachelor party.\" Dirk Largo\n        \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 284\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.6 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 12, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42745136414783,"sku":"9798815904484","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/dbe347497d2f1c56c550c852e237929e.webp?v=1765170896","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/bonkpocalypse-a-red-darkling-jam-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}