{"product_id":"chainsaw-alice-in-wonderland-paperback","title":"Chainsaw Alice in Wonderland - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eKhurt Khave\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe SICKEST steampunk horror book ever written  \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e It's like Lewis Carroll, H. P. Lovecraft, Jules Verne, Walt Disney and the Marquis de Sade threw an Orgy \u0026amp; Murder Party; and you're invited  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e The best written trash you will ever read. Exactly what it sounds like and much worse than you think  You will be ashamed for loving it  It's tentacular  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Try the insanity, it's delicious  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Out of space. \u003cbr\u003e Out of time. \u003cbr\u003e Out of control. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cbr\u003e The book contains over 100 illustrations, pictures, and graphics. All images are SFW, it's just the story that is morally reprehensible  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e All the sex and violence that was missing from the original Alice in Wonderland is now here  Alice the chrononaut falls down an unmarked dimensional rift, or rabbit hole, which transports her to the wondrous lands as imagined by author Lewis Carroll. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e But this is a very real place, as any parallel reality that can be thought of can be created. Wonderland is being torn apart by warring kingdoms, cruel monarchs, cosmic corporations, odd gods, and the forces of Cthulhu  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Characters from both Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking-Glass, and What Alice Found There are joined by a cast of Disney-like talking animals as well as fantastical creatures such as mermaids, faeries, trolls, and minotaurs. And then the fighting and fornicating ensues\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eKhurt Khave - author, steampunk philanderer and tea dueling world champion.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 196\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.42 x 8.5 x 5.51 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 22, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42740548993087,"sku":"9781502546777","price":18.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/cd430867994f61a8540a1e6d67e18012.webp?v=1765160206","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/chainsaw-alice-in-wonderland-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}