{"product_id":"citizen-pain-paperback","title":"Citizen Pain - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eElise Sax\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"With quirky characters reminiscent of Janet Evanovich's Stephanie Plum series and a small-town heroine redolent of Charlaine Harris' Sookie Stackhouse, Sax's second Matchmaker novel will no doubt delight fans and new readers alike.\"-RT Book Reviews \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's me, again. Gladie Burger. If you know me, you know that I hate blood. And I hate root canals even more. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut I finally have my first matchmaking client, and she works for the town's dentist. He says I need dental work. Of course, he has to knock me out to put a drill in my mouth. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen I wake up, the dentist has been murdered, there's blood everywhere, and my first client is the number one suspect. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf that's not bad enough, there's a cult in town waiting for an alien invasion, and they've declared war on the townspeople. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eGrandma says not to worry about the aliens or the murder because I have \"The Gift,\" but she's definitely concerned about the hunka-hunka-burnin'-love neighbor who's hiding something. He, the Chief of Police, and I are locked in a triangle of attraction. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrankly, I don't know which way to turn...the annoying, womanizing metrosexual Chief of Police or the attentive lumberjack hottie who's way too secretive. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFirst thing's first: I need to solve the mystery of the dead dentist, and I need to clear the name of my first matchmaking client. If I don't, she'll go to jail, and I'll be a failure as a matchmaker. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAnd honestly, I can't resist a murder mystery. I'm the queen of nosy buttinskis. Do you blame me? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eCitizen Pain\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is the second book in the \u003cb\u003eMatchmaker Mysteries series\u003c\/b\u003e. It's a humorous, romantic small-town mystery.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.73 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 15, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42715288895551,"sku":"9781542533362","price":27.52,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/325c37b182db97bbfa9bb45eff732602.webp?v=1765070959","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/citizen-pain-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}