{"product_id":"dinosaurs-disasters-albert-einswine-paperback","title":"Dinosaurs, Disasters \u0026 Albert Einswine - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSedona Ashe\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eI have huge man problems.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eLiterally, since one of my mates is a T-Rex.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThings are about to get interesting, because my day job happens to be in a museum.\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eA museum full of dinosaur bones, if you know what I mean.\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt turns out my bloodline is older than dirt, and an ancestral matchmaker decided to send me some gifts...aka, men. And not just any men, but dinosaur shifters from the past. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI've read enough paranormal romance to know all about fated mates, but I've never heard of fated dinosaur mates. These men are supposed to be my perfect match, here to help me learn about my magic. \u003ci\u003eRawr.\u003c\/i\u003e Yes, they are as sexy as you are imagining. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMy life had been a routine of working and spending time watching TV with my pet pig, Albert Einswine. Now I needed to learn to control the magic I never knew I had, learn more about my family line, and help these sexy dino shifters adjust to modern society. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eAll while hiding a T-Rex sized secret from the world. \u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo make matters worse, detectives are looking into the explosion I may or may not have caused when my blood mixed with some magic-infused ancient dust, which is a serious problem since the sexy green-eyed detective has my heart flip-flopping in my chest. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eDinosaurs \u0026amp; Disasters is a light-hearted romantic comedy with a whole lot of steam! This isn't a save-the-world type of story, but rather it focuses on Arizona's coming into her hidden abilities and tracking down each of her fated mates. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e*This is a paranormal series, not a serious true-to-science series. So, if you are hoping to learn about dinosaurs, this probably isn't the read for you. If you want to giggle hard enough that the people around you think you're crazy, then this might be the book for you!\u003c\/i\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 230\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.52 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 22, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43154697945151,"sku":"9798837470912","price":22.66,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/tPrPshRXCT9798837470912.webp?v=1776958591","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/dinosaurs-disasters-albert-einswine-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}