{"product_id":"dont-quit-the-day-job-paperback","title":"Don't Quit The Day Job - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJ. S. Cooper\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eDear Grumpy Horrible Boss, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYou suck as a lawyer. I don't even know how you passed the bar. Or how you sleep at night taking clients like Jack Whittington.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eJust in case you didn't know, you can't fire me just because I have a part-time job working bachelor parties. What I do on the weekend is none of your business and not a part of my employment contract. If I want to go back to wearing coconut bikinis and popping out of cakes, I can. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAs soon as I get my big break as an actress, I will be leaving your employ. I am literally counting down the days. You must be dreaming if you think I'm going to be working from 6 am to 9 pm for the next month just so you won't report me to HR. Go ahead and report me. \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eSee if I care Mr. Wannabe hotshot playboy lawyer. You're not that hot and I do not want you.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eAlso, stop emailing me at night with lists of to-dos.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYour not very well paid assistant, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLila Haversham\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eLila, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eI hope you can count to infinity because that's how many more days you're going to be working for me. If your acting is as good as your dancing, you're not going to be making it anytime soon.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eFive words of advice: Don't quit your day job.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eYour very well paid and handsome boss, \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eMax Spector \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eP.S. You've been given a new phone so we can communicate via text instead of email. Or, if you'd rather, we can communicate from my bed. I rather not christen that blowup mattress again.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eP.P.S. I think your actions in the shower at the gym tell another story about how much you do or do not want me...care to drop the soap again?\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 344\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.72 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 14, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43156779040831,"sku":"9798333089168","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/vpEB30gHIy9798333089168.webp?v=1776975121","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/dont-quit-the-day-job-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}