{"product_id":"everybody-craps-but-what-the-heck-is-that-hardcover","title":"Everybody Craps but What the Heck is That? - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid a. Ball\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEveryone poops. Sure, but can you name them all?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThere are poops that ring the toilet like an anaconda snake. There are turds so big you'd think it was a brownie Bigfoot baked. Dookies come in lots of sizes. Some are thin and some are fat. You may think you've seen 'em all, my friend. But what the heck is that?!\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eButt Beans. Fart Fritters. The Corn Dogger. Mount Crapatoa. The Armored Stank. And, of course, the infamous Flamin' Hot Butt Pudding. You may have encountered each of these unique potty experiences. You just didn't know what to call them. Until now!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eEverybody Craps but What the Heck is That? \u003c\/em\u003eis\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003ethe\u003cem\u003e \u003c\/em\u003efunny field guide to pooping you never knew you needed. While Tarō Gomi's seminal work, \u003cem\u003eEveryone Poops\u003c\/em\u003e, set toddlers straight on exactly who poops (spoiler alert: everyone does), it left generations of children and adults with far more questions than answers. Questions like: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhat do you call a dookie with corn in it?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDoes green poop mean I'm dying?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHow, exactly, did that fit through my butthole?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes \u003cem\u003eEverybody Craps but What the Heck is That?\u003c\/em\u003e answer all your burning poop questions? Heck no. Just one...plus a lot of regular-temperature poop questions. Mostly, it will make you laugh out loud as you learn just the right words to explain your next spectacular bowel movement to friends and family.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWonderfully illustrated (without being gross), this rhyming picture book for all ages will have the 8-12-year-old crowd, especially, howling with laughter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSMART POTTY HUMOR FOR KIDS: While clearly not a traditional children's picture book, discerning parents who appreciate clever writing will be happy to know that the worst words in this book are crap, heck, caca, and butthole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBATHROOM READER FOR ADULTS: Let's face it. Pooping is funny whether you're eight or eighty (research has shown that beyond the age of eighty, pooping is no longer a laughing matter).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLAUGH and LEARN: Each turn of the page increases the reader's poop knowledge, with definitions, eye-popping illustrations, and even a vocabulary recap with Professor Poop to help you become the #1 student of number two.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIdeal for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChildren aged 8 to 12\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdults that still think poop is funny\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOpen-minded parents and grandparents\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCool aunts or uncles (or those aspiring to be)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for bathroom reader or gag gift\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShelving alongside \u003cem\u003eDad and Me Setting Farts Free\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eHookers and Blow Save Christmas \u003c\/em\u003eand\u003cem\u003e Go the F to Sleep\u003c\/em\u003e (but without the bad words)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 36\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 8.5 x 8.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 15, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42720129056831,"sku":"9798986840826","price":36.91,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/fd8650f40da30aca3386a1a02fcaf041.webp?v=1765088114","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/everybody-craps-but-what-the-heck-is-that-hardcover","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}