{"product_id":"everyday-horrors-paperback-1","title":"Everyday Horrors - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eONE GEEK AGAINST THE RISING DARKNESS.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and I'm having a \u003cem\u003ehell\u003c\/em\u003e of a week. Magic is back, my new roommate is a blob of yellow snot, and my friend Sally has been entombed alive in solid rock. Oh, and I'm dead again, or undead anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLife's not quite finished taking a dump on me yet, because now something is hunting vampires in New York City. A smarmy-ass wizard has been called in to investigate - one who's got a closet full of skeletons and eyes for my girlfriend. To make matters worse, neolithic horrors not seen since the dawn of time have started reappearing to wreak havoc, and all signs point to it somehow being my fault.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'll need to rally my friends, both new and old, if I'm to have any chance of turning the tide threatening to drown this city in chaos. It won't be easy, though. The balance of power in the supernatural world has been upended, and it's going to take a lot more than some attitude and a twitchy middle finger to fix it again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrepare for pulse-raising action and laughter in this thrilling vampire comedy series. If you enjoy \u003cem\u003eShayne Silvers\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSteve McHugh\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eMichael Anderle\u003c\/em\u003e, or \u003cem\u003eJim Butcher\u003c\/em\u003e, then \u003cem\u003eBill of the Dead\u003c\/em\u003e promises one hell of a bloody good time!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDon't miss out on this gripping adventure! Grab your copy of \u003cem\u003eEveryday Horrors\u003c\/em\u003e now and immerse yourself in a world where humor, horror, and heart-pounding action collide.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003cbr\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 420\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.93 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 07, 2024\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43159628152895,"sku":"9798227345813","price":37.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/tiJJ3UFa5R9798227345813.webp?v=1777000341","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/everyday-horrors-paperback-1","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}