by Brad Gosse (Author)
If you get sick please don't be stressed. Right now we just don't have enough tests. We're offering medical testing in dirty parking lots. At the same stores with all the toilet paper you bought. "National emergency" two very big words. The best words. World class. Don't worry We've learned a lot and this too will pass. I'm highly intelligent so I called my CEO friends. They're the best in the world so I have to commend. Their efforts even though they haven't done a thing. I've frozen interest on student loans to help with the sting. But you still have to pay tuition even though school is out. After all, money is still what this country is about. I haven't been tested even though I was exposed. I stood right next to someone infected in a picture I posed. I'm suspending all travel To contain the spread. We have tremendous funeral homes to deal with the dead