{"product_id":"ex-on-the-beach-paperback","title":"Ex on the Beach - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eSteve Milton\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSix months after breaking up, Harry and Elias win a dream vacation -- together.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHarry\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eElias was as scared of commitment as he was of germs. He dumped me just because I stood a beer can on one of his precious antique statues. At least he gave those statues his unconditional love. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSix months after our breakup, Elias and I are headed to a beach resort in Thailand. Together. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI won't be tempted by his sultry smile or his ripped body. And I absolutely won't offer to rub sunscreen across his mile-wide shoulders. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNope. Not happening. Even if Elias was the only guy who ever really knew me, and the only guy I ever cared about. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eElias is just my fake boyfriend. He doesn't deserve a second chance with me.\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eElias\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHarry is the last man I'd want to travel with, and it's not only because of the Beer Can Incident. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMr. Superstar Math Professor thinks he's hot sugar, but actually, he's a hot mess.\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's a lovable slob, with a PhD, a heart of gold, and a very fine back view. Too bad we're over. So over. If he thinks I'm interested in a vacation hookup, I'll show him the police line I drew down the middle of the bed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eExcept...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSecretly, I'm hoping for a second chance with the ex I can't forget.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEx On The Beach\u003c\/strong\u003e is a 51,000-word second-chance grumpy-sunshine fake-boyfriend romance with boundaries, rebounds, and tons of laughter and love. May contain a flying bird statue, a Timothee Chalamet impersonator, and a serious case of horn knee.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 188\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 04, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42719777325119,"sku":"9798215239087","price":34.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/0e709bb0cba2aa4038a763bffa083c81.webp?v=1765086843","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/ex-on-the-beach-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}