{"product_id":"fair-weather-ninjas-paperback","title":"Fair Weather Ninjas - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Howarth\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTimothy Dimmick is a geeky young kid trying to survive his senior year of high school and make good on a promise to his late father: become a world-class ninja and secure his legacy as the \"Bruce Lee of New England.\" But the path he takes is littered with stumbling blocks.His mother's too busy shopping to be a loving parent, his sister lives to get him into trouble, and his best friend is a high-school dropout who is writing the Great American Screenplay from the point of view of a fetus. Tim will go to any lengths to contact his father, including a phone call to a psychic hotline and a s ance conducted by a Turkish exchange student. Also complicating Tim's life are Uncle Jack and his weird ideas about religion, a rap-loving therapist, and an Asian cyber-girlfriend.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 206\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.47 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 27, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42712261787711,"sku":"9781942956303","price":25.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/742bf00f4c36e3527d93ad39c94fa577.webp?v=1765061174","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/fair-weather-ninjas-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}