{"product_id":"fated-paperback-3","title":"Fated - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eS. G. Browne\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom the acclaimed author of \u003ci\u003eBreathers\u003c\/i\u003e--an irreverent novel about fate, destiny, and the karmic consequences of getting involved with humans. \u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Over the past few thousand years, Fabio has come to hate his job. As Fate, he's in charge of assigning the fortunes and misfortunes that befall most of the human race-the 83% who keep screwing things up. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Frustrated with his endless parade of drug addicts and career politicians, Fate has to watch Destiny guide her people to Nobel Peace Prizes and Super Bowl MVPs. To make matters worse, he has a five- hundred-year-old feud with Death, and his best friends are Sloth and Gluttony. And worst of all? He's fallen in love with a human. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Getting involved with a human breaks Rule #1, and about ten others, setting off some cosmic-sized repercussions that could strip him of his immortality-or lead to a fate worse than death.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eS.G. Browne\u003c\/b\u003e is the author of \u003ci\u003eFated\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eLess Than Hero\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eBig Egos\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eLucky Bastard, \u003c\/i\u003e and more. Born in Arizona and raised in San Francisco, Browne attended the University of the Pacific in Stockton, CA. His writing has been influenced by Stephen King, Chuck Palahniuk, Christopher Moore, and Kurt Vonnegut. He currently lives and writes in San Francisco.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 8.15 x 5.54 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 02, 2010\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42691133472831,"sku":"9780451231284","price":26.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/7bdb8ee0c5120ab820f5af91f9432dde.webp?v=1764991113","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/fated-paperback-3","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}