{"product_id":"feeling-a-bit-murdery-paperback","title":"Feeling a Bit Murdery - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eM. Hudson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing says \"home sweet home\" like an old abandoned mental hospital. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThat's where I live, not because I'm crazy, but because I'm crazy. I love death, sex, and everything psychotic and horrific. I'm Chasidy Virgin, and despite the name, I am definitely novirgin. The only belts around are the ones I use to bind the hands and feet of my victims. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere is nothing I love more than killing a serial killer. I get off taking their lives, and it gives me a good reason to taunt Special Agent Donavan Finch: the sexiest man I have ever seen. Donavan doesn't seem to appreciate me catching all the bad guys for him. He thinks I have been playing games with him all these years, but little does he know I am just getting started. It's finally time to come face to face with good ol' Finchy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur methods may be different, but we work toward the same goals. Children are going missing, and we'll stop at nothing to bring them home safely. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEverything I deal with is very dark, kinda funny, a little quirky, and a whole lot of sexy with a touch of danger, but only for those that deserve it. If you have any triggers, be warned. This tale isn't for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 156\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.33 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 01, 2023\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42703119614015,"sku":"9798223583271","price":17.26,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/d94a31bfea020e966e316dac0d3e95bc.webp?v=1765027767","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/feeling-a-bit-murdery-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}