{"product_id":"frankenstein-but-the-monster-is-allergic-to-gluten-paperback","title":"Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDick Cody Heese\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePLEASE READ: \u003c\/strong\u003e Bottom-dwelling parody author Dick Cody Heese is responsible for this desecration of Mary Shelley's 1831 edition of \"Frankenstein.\" The addition of a single sentence in every chapter suggesting that Frankenstein's monster is incapable of consuming gluten adds absolutely no value to the original novel. Inevitably, readers will revolt against the concept of public domain upon glimpsing any portion of this book. However, in the end, \"Frankenstein: But The Monster is Allergic to Gluten\" prevails as the ultimate tale of ambition, knowledge, and a general intolerance of wheat-based products.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHeese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including: \"The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis,\" \"Moby Kevin,\" and \"Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 210\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.44 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 08, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42720283852863,"sku":"9781087968476","price":22.44,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/22b81dbf4611c3ec0cba323b41579137.webp?v=1765088647","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/frankenstein-but-the-monster-is-allergic-to-gluten-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}