{"product_id":"get-waffle-jones-paperback","title":"Get Waffle Jones - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDaniel Skinner\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDanger. Deceit. Detectives. Drugs. Dark secrets. And a spot of yoga.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWaffle Jones has a problem: his girlfriend has left him and he's not sure why.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt could be because he can't hold down a job, is totally unreliable, and fritters all their money away on dope, lager and chicken bhuna, but who knows for sure?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStill, he decides to clean up his life, get his act together, and win her back. The plan goes swimmingly for the first ten minutes until a large and mysterious bag lands at his feet. What's inside leads to him being pursued across London by villains, detectives, and yoga instructors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo now he has a very big problem. If only he was aware of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFast-paced, darkly funny, and full of twists, romance, and moral dilemmas, this is London crime fiction with a Guy Ritchie kick and a surprisingly big heart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFrom the Amazon bestselling author of \u003cem\u003eFrom Nags to Numbnuts\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eStable Condition\u003c\/em\u003e comes this hilarious debut novel.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e******************\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat people said about Daniel's other books: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Couldn't put it down, cried with laughter\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Brilliant, from start to finish\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Just basically smiled and laughed all the way through\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Hilarious! Actually wee'd myself laughing! Both books are brilliant - you Mr Skinner are a comedy genius!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Made me laugh start to end\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I love this book. It's is the funniest of its kind that I have ever read. Laugh out loud!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Read at your peril - you might just be injured from falling off your couch, laughing.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.68 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 18, 2025\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43159544922175,"sku":"9781916431744","price":19.42,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/3jK0BwSqIB9781916431744.webp?v=1776999548","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/get-waffle-jones-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}