{"product_id":"hey-quit-clowning-around-paperback","title":"Hey Quit Clowning Around! - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDavid Magidson\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eEver wonder what goes through the mind of a clown when he hears \"Hey Quit Clowning Around \" for the 100th time that day? What a clown says when a balloon pops almost taking out a kid's eye? Would you like to talk like a clown? This book is for you. Commit a few of these GOTCHAS to memory, sit back and let the laughter roll in. Your good mood will spread. You'll be the cause of world peace, the cure for global climate change. Your dog will do his business on your least favorite neighbor's lawn. Life will be good. All because of me. You're welcome, David Magidson\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen David Magidson was five years old, he wrote his first original joke. He screamed \"AHHH, a fly,\" and swatted the zipper on his pants. Ever since that day, He's been a clown. His father was a little irritated about paying a huge amount of money for college, only to have him go to Ringling Brothers Clown College and tour with the circus. Oh well... It could have been worse; he could have become a mime and given him the silent treatment. For 25 years He's been writing jokes and performing as Boswick The Clown. In between joke writing and clowning, David Magidson lives in San Francisco where he's an irritating husband and an annoying father.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 192\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.41 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 25, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42730969169983,"sku":"9781503387980","price":15.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/821e8a5df9189a6adb0b0396cfbbdeba.webp?v=1765127257","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/hey-quit-clowning-around-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}