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How To Time your Sewing Machine: And Make Sure Your Wife Will Stay With You Forever! - Paperback

How To Time your Sewing Machine: And Make Sure Your Wife Will Stay With You Forever! - Paperback

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by Mike Riley (Author)

The Sewing Machine is a woman's pride and joy. No one knows why. It just is. Except when it is missing stitches, breaking needles and making a knot that no sword could ever cut. The person who is able to time a sewing machine, to make it work again, will never go hungry or lack female companionship. It is a woman's belief that she can sew, its in her genes. But it is also in this book. No machine can work well without being in tune, without being timed. Just like a car, they have to be, or it is agony to hear the machine in pain. Get her timed, mate.

Author Biography

Mike Riley, in between writing books and sailing the oceans, has been a penguin breeder, a long line fisherman, a car ferry captain, a whale hunter, an industrial spy, a dolphin and sea lion collector, a microbiologist, and the CEO of Husband For Rent. He and his wife, Karen, live on their 41' ketch, Beau Soleil, and can be found anywhere there is blue water and a far horizon.

Number of Pages: 52
Dimensions: 0.11 x 9 x 6 IN
Publication Date: January 27, 2013