{"product_id":"i-dont-need-no-scruples-paperback","title":"I Don't Need No Scruples - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMichael Howlett\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I Don't Need No Scruples\" is a collection of humorous columns dealing with first dates, trashy Christmas decorations, boobies, underpants, the God Particle, and a horse named Sphincter, among other things. These ravings present a view of the world that is both twisted and insightful, and may cause one to laugh out loud or exclaim WTF.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMichael attended college in the late '60s where he studied everything except what would earn him a paycheck. He then served a two-year stint as a trained killer for the U.S. government (he was drafted) before trying his hand at a variety of jobs including selling cemetery plots and substitute teaching. Eventually, he stumbled (don't worry, he wasn't hurt) into the field of journalism where he spent 30 years as a newspaper editor. Michael says his favorite part of this job was writing a weekly column which allowed him to inflict his twisted sense of humor on unsuspecting readers. Michael loves books, music, movies and the University of North Carolina Tar Heels.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 120\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.25 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 26, 2014\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42717057646655,"sku":"9781490488448","price":17.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/1d52f665c0d2f16244df768f5a29cb6c.webp?v=1765077149","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/i-dont-need-no-scruples-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}