{"product_id":"i-rant-therefore-i-am-paperback","title":"I Rant, Therefore I Am - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDennis Miller\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, \u003cb\u003eI Rant, Therefore I Am\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of \u003ci\u003e\"Weekend Update\"\u003c\/i\u003e on \u003ci\u003e\"Saturday Night Live.\" \u003c\/i\u003eWhen HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: \u003ci\u003e\"Dennis Miller Live\"\u003c\/i\u003e was the most refreshing talk show on television. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThe accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, \"The rants, the rants, the rants,\" and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDennis Miller keeps on ranting in \u003cb\u003eI Rant, Therefore I Am\u003c\/b\u003e, and speaks his mind on topics like: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMODELS-\"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCOLLEGE-\"I don't think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can't pay my bills, I'm not paying yours.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCONSUMERS-\"You know how to tell when you've got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFAITH-\"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can't even hear the title of the show 'Touched by an Angel' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eASTRONAUTS-\"Anybody who would strap themselves onto a giant deodorant spray can, set off a series of explosions under their ass until they've been blasted into the icy vacuum of deep space, and then step outside to take a walk must have more balls than a twenty-four-hour Tokyo driving range.\"\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce again there's good news for those of us who rage at the evening news, shake our heads at Washington's business-as-usual, or watch as politicians carom helplessly between political crises and sex scandals: Dennis Miller is back with his third installment of hilarious observations, I Rant, Therefore I Am. \u003cbr\u003eDennis Miller first gained national acclaim as the wise-guy anchor of \"\"Weekend Update\" on \"\"Saturday Night Live.\" When HBO premiered his weekly talk show in April 1994, both critics and fans enthusiastically agreed: \"\"Dennis Miller Live\" was the most refreshing talk show on television. \u003cbr\u003eThe accolades have continued to pour in. In September 1994, Dennis and his staff won an Emmy Award for writing and have been regularly nominated since. When he takes the stage, the audience demands, \"The rants, the rants, the rants,\" and once again, Dennis Miller delivers the goods. Fans of his smart, quirky, irreverent style of humor are in for another treat-this set of rants is even funnier than the last two rounds. \u003cbr\u003eDennis Miller keeps on ranting in I Rant, Therefore I Am, and speaks his mind on topics like: \u003cbr\u003eMODELS-\"How ironic that the most exquisite-looking people in the world should end up choosing the profession that requires them to spend all day by the phone waiting for the most hideous people to call them.\" \u003cbr\u003eCOLLEGE-\"I don't think you should have to pay back college loans unless you get a job in your field. Put some pressure on the school. If I can't pay my bills, I'm not paying yours.\" \u003cbr\u003eCONSUMERS-\"You know how to tell when you've got a shopping problem? When the lights in the department store momentarily dim after they slide your credit card through the thing.\"\u003cbr\u003eFAITH-\"I envy people who can just let go and totally commit. I, on the other hand, can't even hear the title of the show 'Touched by an Angel' without thinking that a professional baseball player is being sued for sexual harassment.\" \u003cbr\u003eASTRONAUTS-\"Anybody who would strap themselves onto a giant deodorant spray can, set off a series of explosions under their ass until they've been blasted into the icy vacuum of deep space, and then step outside to take a walk must have more balls than a twenty-four-hour Tokyo driving range.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDennis Miller is a regular on the comedy circuit and the host of the Emmy Award-winning talk show \u003ci\u003e\"Dennis Miller Live.\"\u003c\/i\u003e He and his wife live in southern California with their two children.\u003c\/p\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 224\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 8.01 x 5.22 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 05, 2001\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43152695459903,"sku":"9780767905756","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/lQtZ8j7pBM9780767905756_5179fde9-db98-45aa-892a-bb0035738f6c.jpg?v=1776939892","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/i-rant-therefore-i-am-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}