{"product_id":"id-rather-wear-pajamas-paperback","title":"I'd Rather Wear Pajamas - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChelsea Walker Flagg\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e* Amazon #1 Best Seller for Humor \u003cbr\u003e * Reader's Favorite Bronze Award for Non-Fiction Humor \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Everybody has the awesome opportunity to find their own strength and path through life. Some come about their self-discoveries through studying and working hard. Others (Chelsea) spend their time nearly burning down kitchens and driving around the country with a car full of hangers. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Chelsea grew up wanting to be \"strong.\" She thought arguing her way through childhood and becoming a world-class attorney would get her there. But, through a series of humorous, and only slightly embarrassing events, Chelsea comes to realize that maybe her strength is meant to shine in different ways. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Spoiler alert: This book is secretly going to brainwash you into home birthing your children. No, I'm not kidding. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Alternate possible titles for this book: \u003cbr\u003e - How to Keep Your Pride Intact When Butterflies Attack\u003cbr\u003e - When Life Hands You Lemons, Just Eat Them Straight Up to Watch Your Popularity at Parties Sky Rocket\u003cbr\u003e - 17 Reasons Why I'm Cooler than My Mom\u003cbr\u003e - 19 Reasons Why My Mom is Cooler Than Me\u003cbr\u003e - I Always (Start With the Best Intentions to) Follow Directions\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 214\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.49 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e November 03, 2015\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43159547150399,"sku":"9780996728409","price":12.94,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/X2PJEF7HCy9780996728409.webp?v=1776999571","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/id-rather-wear-pajamas-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}