{"product_id":"im-not-even-supposed-to-be-here-today-paperback","title":"I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrian Asman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time.\" \u003cstrong\u003e-Stephen Graham Jones\u003c\/strong\u003e, author of \u003cem\u003eMongrels\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic \u003cem\u003eCLERKS\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 88\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.21 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 01, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42714169245759,"sku":"9781621052906","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/f020b231a3703a237960fcf6467e9697.webp?v=1765067237","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/im-not-even-supposed-to-be-here-today-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}