{"product_id":"jailbait-zombie-paperback","title":"Jailbait Zombie - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMario Acevedo\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"[Acevedo] manages to update vampire lore in clever and imaginative ways.\"\u003cbr\u003e--\u003cem\u003eEl Paso\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cem\u003e Times\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you haven't yet encountered Gulf War veteran-turned-vampire private eye Felix Gomez, then now is the time! \u003cem\u003eJailbait Zombie\u003c\/em\u003e--the fourth in author Mario Acevedo's outrageously original dark fantasy p.i. series--pits the undead against the living dead, as vampires meet zombies for a no-holds-barred beatdown. As dark, sexy, funny, and endearingly strange as Acevedo's previous vampiric excursions--\u003cem\u003eNymphos of Rocky Flats, X-Rated Bloodsuckers, \u003c\/em\u003eand \u003cem\u003eUndead Kama Sutra\u003c\/em\u003e--\u003cem\u003eJailhouse Zombie \u003c\/em\u003eis more of the top-shelf bloody madness that inspired Tim \"\u003cem\u003eNuclear Jellyfish\u003c\/em\u003e\" Dorsey to comment that Mario Acevedo \"is a very disturbed man--and I mean that in the absolute finest sense of the term.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFront Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampires versus Zombies, round one . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampire detective Felix Gomez has seen a lot of weird things since becoming one of the undead--nymphomaniacs, aliens, and X-rated bloodsuckers, just to name a few--but now he comes face-to-face with the worst sort of undead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo stop a ravenous army of zombies, Gomez must team up with a precocious teen with clairvoyant powers whose cooperation comes at a price: she won't help unless Felix makes her a vampire . . . if the zombies don't get her first.\u003c\/p\u003e--\u003cem\u003eBooklist \u003c\/em\u003e(starred review)\u003ch3\u003eBack Jacket\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampires versus Zombies, round one . . .\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVampire detective Felix Gomez has seen a lot of weird things since becoming one of the undead--nymphomaniacs, aliens, and X-rated bloodsuckers, just to name a few--but now he comes face-to-face with the worst sort of undead.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTo stop a ravenous army of zombies, Gomez must team up with a precocious teen with clairvoyant powers whose cooperation comes at a price: she won't help unless Felix makes her a vampire . . . if the zombies don't get her first.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 368\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.1 x 7.9 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 13, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42691272507455,"sku":"9780061567148","price":19.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/dd149b376b241e0cca78877ac8e9295c.webp?v=1764991568","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/jailbait-zombie-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}