{"product_id":"kilroy-was-here-paperback","title":"Kilroy Was Here - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJeff South\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNormal teenagers flip burgers to earn cash during high school. I am not a normal teenager. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Tony Pershing and I broke up with my girlfriend just before prom because I was worried my job monitoring a\u003cbr\u003e mysterious portal to space for an enigmatic company named Corporate would put her in danger. In other words, I suck at\u003cbr\u003e making decisions. My best friend and Corporate co-worker is Jeff Harper, who is obsessed with the music of Styx and his\u003cbr\u003e 1976 Chevy Vega. He got sucked through the portal on prom night and now, armed with an arsenal of bizarre weapons and\u003cbr\u003e a mild case of PTSD, I've got to fi nd out what happened to him. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI also have to deal with a sudden and random ability to spout off information I never knew and a neurotic alien real estate developer bent on turning Earth into a resort planet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRemember this the next time you think you're having a bad day. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJeff South was born and raised in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, and started writing\u003cbr\u003e stories about a ghost hunting cat named Midnight when he was only eight years old.\u003cbr\u003e He is a writer, actor (stage and screen), teacher and director. Jeff maintains a\u003cbr\u003e blog, Upstream of Consciousness, where he writes about fi lm, television, books, \u003cbr\u003e music, pop culture, and the occasional memory of growing up in southeast Missouri.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 294\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.62 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 23, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42741639249983,"sku":"9781633020849","price":25.86,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/dcc10645dcb1b8720e35b3d4deacaeb5.webp?v=1765161449","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/kilroy-was-here-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}