{"product_id":"kiss-my-tinsel-a-filthy-dirty-christmas-paperback","title":"Kiss My Tinsel: A Filthy Dirty Christmas - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMelissa Schroeder\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI have a confession to make: I have hated all things tinsel-related for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYeah, I know, most people have a right to hate things, but I don't. I'm Nick Kristoff, CEO of the biggest department store chain that specializes in the holidays. Hating a holiday I plan to promote all year long is kind of like living in hell.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut that all changed the moment a bundle of sparkly energy hits me. And by hits me, I mean she rams into me, knocks me over, then lands on top of me. In that one moment, my life changed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe second I look into her hazel eyes, I know she's the woman for me.\u003cbr\u003eBut first, I have to convince the Christmas-loving woman to give me a chance, even if that means letting my hang-ups about the holiday go. I am up for that challenge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBecause this Christmas, the only thing I'm asking Santa for is the sweet sugarplum who knocked me off my feet.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAuthor Warning: This books includes elves(duh), jingle bells(another duh), a sweet woman who falls for the grump, a little light stalking, and a man so head over heels for a woman who is his complete opposite it will make you melt. Hot chocolate and cookies recommended while reading. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003eWelcome to a filthy dirty Christmas!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eForget sugar and spice and everything nice ... this year we want to show off our naughty side.\u003cbr\u003eTaboo, dangerous, and over-the-top, we're bringing you everything you were too scared to ask Santa for.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e**Don't worry, loves, these are still packed with the heroes you crave and the HEA's you deserve!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 114\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.27 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 02, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42719911182399,"sku":"9798778964983","price":11.72,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/a55681fd6c0374d8e9c8b8a6c51e2469.webp?v=1765087314","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/kiss-my-tinsel-a-filthy-dirty-christmas-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}