{"product_id":"machoponi-a-prance-with-death-paperback","title":"MachoPoni: A Prance with Death - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eLotus Rose\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachoPoni must rescue his girlfriend, Dust, from the Land of the Undead Ponies.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eUnfortunately, to do so, he must become one of the undead, himself.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAlong the way, he encounters a pony with a mohawk, the Chill-Aid Man (who's filled with blood), and the CuddleBears, (who have porcupine quills and like to give deadly hugs).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e(The illustrations are included inside the book.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis first volume of the dementedly funny 80's nostalgia series, \u003ci\u003eThe Poniworld Chronicles, \u003c\/i\u003e introduces us to MachoPoni. He's a purple pony who tries to act tough, but has a heart of gold.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd his heart has a soft spot for a female pony named Dust. He's loved her ever since they were children, though many would call him a fool for doing so. Because most ponies would call Dust cruel and manipulative. But the part of her that MachoPoni fell in love with, is a part deep inside that she doesn't show to others.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThese books are darkly humorous, twisted parodies that maybe children shouldn't be allowed to read. They're truly \"children's books for adults and teens,\" delivered with a twisted sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 114\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.27 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e March 17, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42721656766527,"sku":"9781090753311","price":12.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/947eb75debef46329193229c17e723d6.webp?v=1765093131","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/machoponi-a-prance-with-death-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}