{"product_id":"maid-of-dishonor-paperback","title":"Maid of Dishonor - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGracie Ruth Mitchell\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSamantha Quinn\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBaseball lover. Plant mama. Eternal friend zone dweller.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI know exactly three things: \u003cbr\u003e1) My heart will forever belong to my best friend, Carter.\u003cbr\u003e2) Carter's heart will never belong to me.\u003cbr\u003e3) I will therefore die alone, surrounded by my houseplants, probably old and grouchy like my eighty-two-year-old landlady, Winifred.\u003cbr\u003eBut now Carter's cousin wants my help planning her wedding, while Carter wants my help stopping it. How am I supposed to both plan and sabotage a wedding at the same time? How do I talk to Carter about weddings all day without my heart fracturing? And how, how, \u003ci\u003ehow\u003c\/i\u003e do I ditch this stupid friend zone once and for all? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eCarter Ellis\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eP.E. teacher. Baseball coach. Also, attractive. Very, very attractive.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003eI am not secretly in love with my best friend. I absolutely am not. That would be stupid and reckless and a terrible idea all around. I swore I would never fall in love, and that's not going to change now.\u003cbr\u003eExcept...one \u003ci\u003etiny\u003c\/i\u003e little kiss has all sorts of feelings rising in my chest. Feelings I was certain I buried a long time ago. But it doesn't matter; I refuse to give in. I will laugh with her, talk with her, and dry her tears, but I will \u003ci\u003enot \u003c\/i\u003efall in love with Samantha Quinn.\u003cbr\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 326\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.73 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 14, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43159296147519,"sku":"9798466742725","price":24.28,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/ukqSnolwyM9798466742725.webp?v=1776997259","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/maid-of-dishonor-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}