{"product_id":"mean-eileen-hardcover","title":"Mean Eileen - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eM. Wade Backman\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDetermined reader beware, for these luxurious characters and their confounding antics are not for the faint of heart or morally upright. This is the incredible \"true\" story of a lovelorn white shark, the devil, an impossibly perfect woman, and a billionaire President of the United States---- who seriously suspects he may be God Almighty.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eTo make matters worse, the commander-in-chief, is also worried that he may have inadvertently forfeited his immortal soul to the dark side, before he suddenly comes to realize that his harrowing predicament is even worse than that. He is dying.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eZombies and reincarnation seem to be lurking around every sharp-corner in this hellish twister fraught with gratuitous violence, sex, drugs, golf, and of course championship bowling that will permanently warp even the strongest psyche past page one. \u003cem\u003eFight Club\u003c\/em\u003e meets \u003cem\u003eFear and Loathing in Las Vegas\u003c\/em\u003e, sandwiching a disturbed weirdness unseen since the original black and white \u003cem\u003eTwilight Zone\u003c\/em\u003e TV series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eM. WADE BACKMAN is a retired deputy sheriff and former bodyguard to prominent members of the Saudi royal family. He's also a member of the Screen Actor's Guild in Hollywood, California. This is his first novel.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 260\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.75 x 8.5 x 5.5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e April 09, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42717243211839,"sku":"9781480873353","price":66.01,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/1dfd3294fc02ad65498233058242e591.webp?v=1765077809","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/mean-eileen-hardcover","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}