{"product_id":"my-horizontal-life-paperback","title":"My Horizontal Life - Paperback","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\u003cp style=\"text-align: right;\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/reportcopyrightinfringement.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eReport copyright infringement\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eChelsea Handler\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e You've either done it or know someone who has: the one-night stand, the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar, sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding, or the only relief from a disastrous vacation. Often embarrassing and uncomfortable, occasionally outlandish, but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil, the one-night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stool. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Enter Chelsea Handler. Gorgeous, sharp, and anything but shy, Chelsea loves men and lots of them. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors, a no-holds-barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated, outgoing woman during one night of passion. From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well-endowed little person, from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebound with a man who likes to play leather dress-up, Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one-night stands with hilarious honesty. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Encouraged by her motley collection of friends (aka: her partners in crime) but challenged by her family members (who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter), Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back, unafraid to share the gritty details. \u003ci\u003eMy Horizontal Life\u003c\/i\u003e is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morning.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBorn in Livingston, New Jersey, to a Jewish father and a Mormon mother, \u003cb\u003eChelsea Handler\u003c\/b\u003e is the youngest of six children. She is the star and host of E!'s \u003ci\u003eChelsea Lately\u003c\/i\u003e. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e www.eonline.com\/chelsealately \u003cbr\u003e www.myspace.com\/chelseahandler\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 240\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.7 x 8 x 5.2 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 16, 2013\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43154526404671,"sku":"9781455577514","price":23.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/ytCEn1yExx9781455577514.webp?v=1776957554","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/my-horizontal-life-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}