{"product_id":"nowhere-near-hollywood-paperback","title":"Nowhere Near Hollywood - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eMark Safranko\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNowhere Near Hollywood\u003c\/em\u003e is the fifth major instalment of the 'Max Zajack' series.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFamiliar to readers across the world from the earlier novels, this time around Max, after years of struggle to get his writing recognized, decides impulsively -- and unwisely -- to try his hand at acting in order to get his career off the ground. If anything can bring him attention, he tries to convince his skeptical and long-suffering girlfriend, Gayle, it's recognition as a performer. After all, the most powerful man in the world -- the President of the United States -- is himself a flopped \"B\" actor.\u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e Shot through with Max's characteristic black humor, \u003cem\u003eNowhere Near Hollywood\u003c\/em\u003e traces his long, wacky journey\u003cbr\u003e through the fringes of the film and theater industries in New York City, from playing a Native American\u003cbr\u003e pitching hot dogs, to being asked to drop his trousers at a movie audition, to his heartbreaking near-misses\u003cbr\u003e as a playwright and screenwriter.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 300\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.67 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 20, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42742619930687,"sku":"9781916004306","price":24.17,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/2fa35b93683277280218fdf7e836b55c.webp?v=1765164335","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/nowhere-near-hollywood-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}