by Brad Gosse (Author)
Boomer always complains at the store. When yesterday's special isn't available anymore. Boomer gives unsolicited advice. Boomer always struggles with his device. Boomer demands your supervisor. And never orders the appetizer. Boomer travels all the time. And still maintains a landline. Boomer denies climate change. And always goes to the driving range. Boomer maintains a perfect lawn. To help forget the children have gone. Boomer unknowingly makes racial slurs. And doesn't believe in entrepreneurs. Boomer wants to tell you she's broke. And recognizes the signs of a stroke. Boomer still reads the morning paper. And protests against new skyscrapers. Boomer always trims his hedges. Against black people, she always alleges