{"product_id":"parasite-milk-paperback","title":"Parasite Milk - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eCarlton Mellick  III\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWEIRD WORLD. WEIRD PEOPLE. WEIRD FOOD. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIrving Rice has just arrived on the planet Kynaria to film an episode of the popular Travel Channel television series \u003cem\u003eBizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern: Intergalactic Edition\u003c\/em\u003e. Having never left his home state, let alone his home planet, Irving is hit with a severe case of culture shock. He's not prepared for Kynaria's mushroom cities, fungus-like citizens, or the giant insect wildlife. And the only human companion he has with him on the voyage is an obnoxious, sex-crazed producer named Mick Meyers, who seems more focused on alien sex tourism than scouting locations for the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIrving is taken on a crash course in Kynarian culture, tasting the strange local delicacies to getting drunk off the horrific local brews, until they find themselves ending the night at an alien brothel in the mushroom forests outside of town. Irving is completely resistant to the idea of sleeping with a non-human prostitute until he meets the most beautiful creature he's ever seen in his life--a nymph-like woman with pink and purple skin, blue plant-like hair, and flowers growing from her head like butterfly antennae. But after a night of passionate lovemaking, Irving finds himself infected by dangerous sexually-transmitted parasites that turn his otherworldly business trip into an agonizing fight for survival.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the godfather of bizarre fiction, Carlton Mellick III, author of \u003cem\u003eVillage of the Mermaids\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eWarrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland\u003c\/em\u003e, comes an erotic and disturbing tale of sex on the weird side of the galaxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 130\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.31 x 7 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e October 01, 2017\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42741824159807,"sku":"9781621052494","price":25.9,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/924f574444ab08330143d2d947dcbe41.webp?v=1765161858","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/parasite-milk-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}