{"product_id":"please-dont-read-this-book-hardcover","title":"Please Don't Read This Book - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDeanna Kizis\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eSam Boughton\u003c\/b\u003e (Illustrator)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eIn this laugh-out-loud book that begs readers to break the rules, silliness and hilarity reign supreme! Perfect for fans of \u003ci\u003eThe Book with No Pictures\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWait--are you reading this book? Even though the cover asked you not to? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWell, if you're going to read it, then you'll have to follow the rules, or you're going to have WAY too much fun. And you don't want to have FUN, do you? DO YOU?! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThat's what I thought. So definitely, positively, DO NOT read this book! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eJoin along for zany antics, silly sounds, and endless fun in this breaks-the-fourth-wall book that will have readers coming back time and time again--regardless of what the title says. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003ePraise for \u003ci\u003ePlease Don't Read This Book\u003c\/i\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"Inviting of energetic engagement and laughter.\" --\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eKirkus Reviews \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\"A brilliant job of engaging even the most reluctant reader, showing how much fun a book can be.\" --\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eNew York Journal of Books\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\"'Please Don't Read This Book!' is hard to resist -- and that's clearly the plan.\" --\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Virginian-Pilot\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eDeanna Kizis (deannakizis.com) is a journalist, author, and screenwriter. She was the West Coast editor of \u003ci\u003eElle\u003c\/i\u003e magazine and a contributor at \u003ci\u003eHarper's Bazaar\u003c\/i\u003e, and her byline has appeared \u003ci\u003eVanity Fair\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003ePeople\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eUs\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eDetails\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eSelf\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eGlamour\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eRedbook\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eAllure\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eCosmopolitan\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eEntertainment Weekly\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eNylon\u003c\/i\u003e, and many others. She's also penned screenplays for ABC, MTV, Sony and Paramount. \u003ci\u003ePlease Don't Read This Book! \u003c\/i\u003eis her first children's book. Deanna lives in Los Angeles, California, and loves her dog, her kid, her cat, burritos, and gardening, but definitely not in that order. (Hint: She really loves her kid. And burritos. Definitely both of those things.) Follow Deanna on Twitter @dkizis and on Instagram @deannasayswhat. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSam Boughton (samboughton.co.uk) is an award-winning British artist and illustrator with degrees in illustration from Bristol UWE and the Cambridge School of Art. She is the author\/illustrator of \u003ci\u003eHello, Dinosaurs!\u003c\/i\u003e and \u003ci\u003eThe Extraordinary Gardener\u003c\/i\u003e. Sam lives in Teignmouth, UK. Follow her on Twitter @samillustrates and on Instagram @samboughton.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 32\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.4 x 10.2 x 10.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 12, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42699805786175,"sku":"9780593116814","price":22.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/55b192fad899c609bbe9d5f528653e51.webp?v=1765014568","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/please-dont-read-this-book-hardcover","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}