{"product_id":"real-ultimate-power-paperback","title":"Real Ultimate Power - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRobert Hamburger\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDear Stupid Idiots, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap  You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked  You idiots believe that ninjas had some \"code of honor.\" Yeah right  If by \"code of honor,\" you mean \"code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet,\" then you are right. But if you mean a \"code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads,\" then you're the biggest idiot ever       So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNo thank you, \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Robert Hamburger \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 160\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.61 x 8.18 x 5.52 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 01, 2004\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42692813783103,"sku":"9780806525693","price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/4b73b421f9e2525d2f34a203ed109a71.webp?v=1764996714","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/real-ultimate-power-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}