{"product_id":"real-vampires-dont-diet-paperback","title":"Real Vampires Don't Diet - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGerry Bartlett\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eReal readers love this series and its \"vampire to die for\"(Kimberly Raye, \u003ci\u003eUSA Today\u003c\/i\u003e bestselling author of\u003ci\u003e Dead End Dating\u003c\/i\u003e)-from the author of \u003ci\u003eReal Vampires Get Lucky\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Gloriana St. Claire-curvy, stylish, and undead-is spending New Year's Eve alone. And it's all because her boyfriend, Jeremy Blade, is traipsing off to parts unknown to rescue his supposed daughter from the clutches of \"dangerous radicals.\" But just as Glory settles in for the evening, a phone call from the bodyguard of a drunk, newly-undead rock star could end her year on a crazy note.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGerry Bartlett figures that vampires are pretty much like everyone else except for the liquid diet. Eternity or Mexican Food? Tough call. Then there's the whole problem with sunlight. When would she treasure hunt for her own antique business on the historic Strand of Galveston? Gerry's a native Texan and lives halfway between Houston and Galveston. Gerry loves hearing from her readers on her website.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 352\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.92 x 7.98 x 5.1 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 06, 2009\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42736431136831,"sku":"9780425225646","price":28.8,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/a0b8845305e074ee5da4fc8dc6e9ddac.webp?v=1765146687","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/real-vampires-dont-diet-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}