{"product_id":"rubber-balls-and-liquor-paperback","title":"Rubber Balls and Liquor - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGilbert Gottfried\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGilbert Gottfried on \u003ci\u003eRubber Balls and Liquor\u003c\/i\u003e: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNobody ever reads this part of the book. Somebody at the publishing house explained to me that it's actually called jacket copy. It says in my contract that I have to write something over here in this tiny space, even though I don't think anyone will notice. In fact, I'll bet anything that you're not reading this part now. And if it turns out that you are . . . well, the guy in the bookstore is probably staring at you, saying, \"Stop reading that book!\" I guess there's a reason bookstores are going out of business, left and right. Cheap bastards like you think it's okay to stand in the aisles and read to your heart's content. So for the sake of bookstores everywhere, buy this book. I myself don't care. I only care about the poor working man. Oh, and the sanctity of the written word. I care about that, too. And in my case, those written words, of course, include dick and pussy.\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eGilbert Gottfried\u003c\/b\u003e (1955-2022) was an actor and stand-up comedian, known for his deliberate irritating voice, irreverent sense of humor, and controversial jokes. A frequent guest on Howard Stern's radio show in the 1980s, after a brief stint on \u003ci\u003eSaturday Night Live\u003c\/i\u003e, Gottfried's film career included appearances in \u003ci\u003eBeverly Hills Cop II\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eProblem Child\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eLook Who's Talking Too\u003c\/i\u003e, \u003ci\u003eThe Aristocrats\u003c\/i\u003e, and voiced Iago the parrot in Disney's animated feature \u003ci\u003eAladdin\u003c\/i\u003e, reprising the role in direct-to-video sequels, a television series, and in the \u003ci\u003eKingdom Hearts\u003c\/i\u003e video games. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom 2014-2022, Gottfried interviewed countless celebrities on more than 675 episodes of his \u003ci\u003eGilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast\u003c\/i\u003e with Frank Santopadre. He was the author of \u003ci\u003eRubber Balls and Liquor\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 304\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.94 x 8.28 x 5.53 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIllustrated:\u003c\/strong\u003e Yes\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 22, 2012\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42720474923071,"sku":"9781250006974","price":27.59,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/a6bf980d3953b3830bb2690ce3d32c10.webp?v=1765089263","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/rubber-balls-and-liquor-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}