Seven Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the Cafeteria - Hardcover

by John Grandits (Author), Michael Allen Austin (Illustrator)

Addressing kids' anxiety about unfamiliar situations, this irreverent book lists and explains the rules a kid must follow to survive the perilous world of the school cafeteria. Warnings about the pitfalls lurking in the lunchroom have Kyle imagining and fearing the worst, as the server, the lunch ladies, the cashier, and the menacing big kids become terrifying giant insects in his eyes. Kyle inadvertently breaks every rule but winds up enjoying his lunch--and overcoming his fears.

Author Biography

John Grandits wrote Ten RulesYou Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the School Bus. He lives in Red Bank, New Jersey. www.johngrandits.com.

Michael Allen Austin illustrated Ten Rules You Absolutely Must Not Break If You Want to Survive the School Bus. He lives in Atlanta, Georgia. www.austinillustration.com.