{"product_id":"strange-days-a-vampire-comedy-paperback","title":"Strange Days: A Vampire Comedy - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eRick Gualtieri\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAT THE EDGE OF CHAOS, ONE GEEK STANDS TALL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name's Bill Ryder and five years ago I saved the world, banishing magic and monsters to the shadows. Not bad for a game programmer from New York. Anyway, I thought it was over, that I was done with all that supernatural crap.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eToo bad shit's about to get surreal again.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow the impossible has happened. My goddaughter is conjuring fireballs from thin air and two vampires have shown up at my doorstep looking to kick my ass.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTurns out a group of deranged former wizards are intent on reopening the doorway between worlds, potentially unleashing nightmarish horrors upon mankind. Worse, they've kidnapped my best friend and threatened the lives of those I love. They're dead wrong if they think I'll let them get away with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSadly, stopping them will be easier said than done. I'm not a vampire anymore. I'm not anything! I'm just a normal guy with a normal life, facing a seriously abnormal problem. Yet somehow I need to end this madness before the Earth is once again at the mercy of monsters that want to make all of humanity their personal bitch.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e----------\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eStrange Days is the thrilling continuation of the Tome of Bill series, the epitome of vampire comedy. If you enjoy \u003cem\u003eShayne Silvers\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003eSteve McHugh\u003c\/em\u003e, or \u003cem\u003eHunter Blain\u003c\/em\u003e, then buckle up for an unforgettable ride with Bill of the Dead!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGenres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action \u0026amp; Adventure\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eContent Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n        \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 418\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1.04 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\n            \u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e February 08, 2019\u003c\/div\u003e\n            ","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42710092578879,"sku":"9781940415277","price":34.54,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/d95776e7a5b82b1e399a8d01415cf91d.webp?v=1765053725","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/strange-days-a-vampire-comedy-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}