{"product_id":"sunshine-and-the-stalker-paperback","title":"Sunshine and the Stalker - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eDani René\u003c\/b\u003e (Author), \u003cb\u003eK. Webster\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDating is difficult for someone like me.\u003cbr\u003eI'm obsessive, arrogant, and rude.\u003cbr\u003eThis means I must be creative when bedding a woman.\u003cbr\u003eI learn what I can about her through whatever means necessary.\u003cbr\u003eSome call it stalking. I call it clever research.\u003cbr\u003eIt gets me what I want and when I want it.\u003cbr\u003eWhen I get bored, I move on.\u003cbr\u003eMy system works like a charm...\u003cbr\u003eUntil a little ray of \u003cb\u003eSUNSHINE\u003c\/b\u003e shows up. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e* \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eDating is nonexistent for me.\u003cbr\u003eI'm quirky, silly, and inexperienced.\u003cbr\u003eThis means my romantic life is certainly lacking.\u003cbr\u003eI don't date because no one's interested.\u003cbr\u003eSome say I'm an independent woman who doesn't need a man.\u003cbr\u003eBut I know I'm on the fast track to becoming a lonely cat lady.\u003cbr\u003eHow many cats are too many cats anyway?\u003cbr\u003eMy boring world stays that way...\u003cbr\u003eUntil my future stepmother's \u003cb\u003eSTALKER\u003c\/b\u003e shows up.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 204\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.43 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e June 05, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42703513223231,"sku":"9780639936666","price":16.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/3d36301df4240e2dcc360b61449916b0.webp?v=1765029458","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/sunshine-and-the-stalker-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}