{"product_id":"tarantula-donts-20-things-you-should-never-do-with-a-giant-hairy-pet-spider-paperback","title":"Tarantula Don'ts: 20 Things You Should NEVER Do With a Giant, Hairy Pet Spider - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eR. D. London\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLaugh and learn with this funny book for children\u003cstrong\u003e ages 6-8\u003c\/strong\u003e, filled with rib-tickling moments and tarantula facts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLearn how to take care of your pet tarantula by NOT following the author's advice\u003cbr\u003eWhat happens when you take a clueless kid and get him a pet tarantula? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFind out in this hilariously illustrated book of \u003cstrong\u003emisjudgments\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003emishaps\u003c\/strong\u003e, and outright \u003cstrong\u003emistakes\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFollow along as the young narrator: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTakes his pet tarantula Terry on a trip to the pool.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGets his 8 eyes checked at the optometrist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePits him in a UAFC (United Arachnid Fighting Championship) fight with his friend's scorpion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTries to help his mom's diet by putting his shedded exoskeleton in her favourite bag of cookies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd even more things you should NEVER do with a giant, hairy pet spider. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e***For a limited time, when you buy the book, get a FREE downloadable PDF poster featuring 10 of the biggest \"Don'ts\" with the great artwork from the book*** \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCheck out these great (and totally not made up) reviews  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Terry looks good enough to eat\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-anonymous female tarantula. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Not bad, but could use more hair\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-Curleyhair Tarantula \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I want a rematch \"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-My best friend's scorpion (not a chance). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"At first I was angry when I found Terry in my bag of cookies, but I lost 10 pounds since I can't even look at a bag of cookies, so now I'm not so mad.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-mom\u003cbr\u003e\u003ch3\u003eAuthor Biography\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eR.D. London has been a teacher, a movie theatre manager, and a government database administrator. He currently lives in British Columbia, Canada with his wife and daughter and pet cat Diesel. He would like a tarantula, but if he bought one his daughter would kill him. He likes writing the kinds of books that would have made him read more growing up.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 64\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.13 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 17, 2016\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42715472068671,"sku":"9781540759030","price":14.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/5fa9035be6f4ba674eec3bc55c7d3a62.webp?v=1765071569","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/tarantula-donts-20-things-you-should-never-do-with-a-giant-hairy-pet-spider-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}