{"product_id":"teen-sex-tragedy-paperback","title":"Teen Sex Tragedy - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBrett Yates\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA hybrid work of experimental fiction, dumb young-adult paranormal romance, and coming-of-age realism, \u003cem\u003eTeen Sex Tragedy\u003c\/em\u003e is a comedy-horror novel about the adolescent terror of remaining a virgin forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn central New Jersey, boy meets girl, but just barely. The girl is Catherine, a beautiful seventeen-year-old witch whose growing powers unleash mayhem upon the affluent, orderly suburb where she lives; the boy is Jeff, a neurotic twelfth-grader whose anxieties are exacerbated as the other misfits and undesirables of his class begin to vanish, one by one, in what suggests a series of virgin sacrifices.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor Jeff, teenage life is already confusing, but when, for reasons unknown to him, he becomes a particular target for Catherine's experiments in necromancy, he loses his bearings completely, and his struggle to regain them--amid botched dates, failed driving tests, and looming college applications--is complicated by his growing admiration for Catherine, evil or not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs there any hope for Jeff--or, for that matter, any of us, even without the interference of a malicious sorceress? Was the 2005 blockbuster novel \u003cem\u003eTwilight\u003c\/em\u003e truly as awful as all the smart people said it was? What if senior year never really ends?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 252\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.57 x 9.02 x 5.98 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e December 11, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42742294773823,"sku":"9781949948004","price":16.79,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/21d8c26e1f48e9e06646bd6134af9c25.webp?v=1765163295","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/teen-sex-tragedy-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}