{"product_id":"the-awful-waffle-hi-cholesterol-humor-paperback","title":"The Awful Waffle: Hi Cholesterol Humor - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eJohn Saleeby\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne Eventful Day In Mississippi -\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"If only my comic brilliance could be brought to the attention of classy babes like Uma Thurman and Renee Zelweger \"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"You gotta quit screwin' around on the Internet and put out a BOOK  That's what the classy babes go for - BOOKS \"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eJohn Saleeby wrote for the National Lampoon when he was in High School and was a stand up comic in New York in the eighties. But everybody in New York was a stand up comic in the eighties so Saleeby went back to The South where he got a night shift job at a psychiatric hospital and began writing for the Internet humor zine Acid logic. \u003ci\u003eThe Awful Waffle\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of Saleeby's best Acid Logic material as well as some stuff from a notebook he found in his living room while looking for his copy of that early nineties Playboy with pictures of Drew Barrymore.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I never did find that Playboy with Drew Barrymore in it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"You gotta quit looking at pictures of classy babes and put out a BOOK \"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"You stole that Playboy from my living room, didn't you?\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Yeah.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 88\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.21 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e May 09, 2004\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42688120913983,"sku":"9780595317851","price":13.14,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/ddf1b9cb1c3f97f28e7248be0f4dc109.webp?v=1764980922","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-awful-waffle-hi-cholesterol-humor-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}