{"product_id":"the-dirty-double-the-outrageously-offensive-humor-collection-paperback","title":"The Dirty Double!: The Outrageously Offensive Humor Collection! - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eBendy Cockspring\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOTHER HUMOR BOOKS SUCK. \u003ci\u003eTHIS\u003c\/i\u003e ONE'S FUNNY AS F**K.\u003c\/b\u003eYour sides are gonna split harder than a three-tw@ed hooker. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSnowflakes? The Woke Generation? Cancel culture? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHEY CAN SUCK OUR D***S.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLet 'em read and weep, as you navigate two - yes, \u003ci\u003eTWO\u003c\/i\u003e - disgusting tales of depravity that would shame the t**s off a nun. Or the c*ck off a horse. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou'll be crying g*ddamn waterfalls of \u003ci\u003eHILARITY\u003c\/i\u003e as you cir-\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eCUM\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e-navigate flying buckets of j*zz, racism, sexism, dead kids, ince$t, prolonged edging... and loads more equally-depraved and boderline-illegal s**t that's \u003ci\u003eTOO DISGUSTING\u003c\/i\u003e to advertise here. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eG*d \u003ci\u003eDAMN\u003c\/i\u003e it, this book is \u003ci\u003eso\u003c\/i\u003e f**king awesome. \u003ci\u003eLike, for real\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFeaturing over 16,750 uses of the word f**k, six trillion instances of both s**t and c**t, and the occasional use of the word Tr*mp, that broad sense of humor you always boast about to your little friends on social m*dia is gonna get \u003cb\u003eRUTHLESSLY\u003c\/b\u003e tested. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, if you're after a witty sense of humor, funny fiction, or simply tearing your hair out searching for hilarious gift ideas for the friggin' annoying \u003ci\u003eA$$HOLE\u003c\/i\u003e in your miserable, self-isolating life, then Pulitzer Prize-deserving Bendy Cockspring's \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHE DIRTY DOUBLE\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is a one-two punch of black humorous adventure \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e YOU C*N'T  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e(afford to miss.)\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 268\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.61 x 7.99 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e January 16, 2021\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42735349760063,"sku":"9798595281614","price":32.38,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/7ed9b5e5e56f165c1d939159f0dab949.webp?v=1765143142","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-dirty-double-the-outrageously-offensive-humor-collection-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}