{"product_id":"the-eerie-egg-paperback","title":"The Eerie Egg - Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003ePatrick Bijou\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOverweight, unloved, bullied, and an undesirable virgin are just some of the things that describe high schooler Jacob Grand... but not for long.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJacob Grand can't seem to catch a break.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's being bullied in school, his father blames him for his mother's death, and no girl would touch him with a ten-foot pole.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt goes without saying that Jacob now suffers from a slew of insecurities, anxieties, and numbness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd with a father who abuses him constantly, Jacob's only solace is a log along a quiet creek in his hometown's scenic forest.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne day, as he basks in the solitude of his special place, Jacob is thrust into unfortunate circumstances again. This time though, something out of this world happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA kind voice seeped into the darkness of his mind. It showed empathy for his pain and gave him instructions on what to do next.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnderstandably, Jacob couldn't determine if the voice was real or just a particular coping mechanism. But he listened anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd so begins a series of strange and hyper-erotic dreams, those of which leave him with wildly carnal desires and appetites upon waking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat he doesn't anticipate, however, is that this is just the beginning of the rest of his life. There are many things in store for Jacob... much, much more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The Eerie Egg\" is a scintillating suspense thriller erotica of a young boy's journey toward manhood - with an extraterrestrial twist that will drive any reader's imagination wild with desire.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're looking for a thrilling read filled with sex, gore, and horny aliens, get ready to meet your next favourite book!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 248\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.52 x 8 x 5 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e September 29, 2022\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42719674695743,"sku":"9781915642042","price":26.65,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/426cc0f0adc47441590cbb3c03cbae5a.webp?v=1765086468","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-eerie-egg-paperback","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}