{"product_id":"the-gorgon-bride-hardcover","title":"The Gorgon Bride - Hardcover","description":"\u003cp\u003eby \u003cb\u003eGalen Surlak-Ramsey\u003c\/b\u003e (Author)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE GODS ARE FUNNY.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExcept when you piss them off.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThen they suck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey really, really suck.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Really).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Wisdom, and she casts him away on a forgotten isle filled with statues.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBeing marooned is bad enough, but the fact that the island is also the home of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation a touch worse. The only thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the fact that Euryale has taken a liking to the blundering mortal.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor now.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat follows next is a wild, adventurous tale filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that is nothing short of legendary.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIf you're a fan of Neil Gaiman, Christopher Moore, Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or girls with snakes, this is the novel for you. Grab your copy today \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNumber of Pages:\u003c\/strong\u003e 298\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 0.81 x 9 x 6 IN\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePublication Date:\u003c\/strong\u003e July 10, 2018\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Books by splitShops","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42742305030207,"sku":"9781946501110","price":47.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0105\/8226\/1823\/files\/f1c7951bc0974f60243429c71c469141.webp?v=1765163335","url":"https:\/\/dhlswag.com\/products\/the-gorgon-bride-hardcover","provider":"BBB","version":"1.0","type":"link"}